Make My Movie

NZFC / NZ On Air / present... the MAKE MY MOVIE project. Our proud history of profound, progressive & potty thinking: Splittng the Atom / Women Getting the Vote / the Zorb and now we have another world first: the MAKE MY MOVIE project

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How To Meet Girls From A Distance

A “Traces of Nut” FILM
WRITTEN BY Dean Hewison, Richard Falkner and Sam Dickson

Toby tried to chat up a girl in a café once – it was a disaster. Everything he said would trigger an old heartbreaking memory for her, going from bad to worse, until finally she was crying uncontrollably, two windows had been broken, and there was a curious mix of urine and blood spreading across the café floor.

Never again.

These days, Toby has honed his technique. He knows all there is to know about a girl and her habits before he even speaks to her. Sure - it’s cold, it’s lonely, and it’s illegal, but it’s always best to be prepared.

And finally he has found her – the girl of his dreams. She’s pretty, she’s funny, she’s smart, she eats Chinese food every Thursday, she pays around $90/month electricity, and she leaves her spare key under the pot-plant by the back door.

Now all he has to do is actually meet her… what could go wrong?