Remember me from yur 1st day @ office? Even tho we r new 2 each otha, u stood up 4 me when the HR Mgr got angry @me. I know computers can anger people but I have feelings 2. U understand that. Please contact me anytime yur computers playing up. MayB we culd meet ova coffee?
Yur dedicated IT support,
Nice 2 bump in 2 U @supermarket! U looked really GR8! Sory we culdnt chat. U know That Man from accounts that yuv ben lunching with on Tuesday&Thursday&Friday p.m.s & last Friday/Saturday nitez & Sunday @brunch? I checkd his records & a few things wory me. Feel free 2 swing by my office sumtim. (I’ve an open door 4 U!)
Yur dedicated frend,
Sory if u wer surprizd 2 find me in yur office that time! Hope u dont get the wrong impreshun bout me? I'm just really happy bout yur promotion & want 2 protect u from all the backstabbrs in yur office. All yur passwords r completely safe with me! Hope we can stil B frendz?
Hav u bn spredin lies bout me, Lucy? Evry1 in office bn dissn me. AND I kno u bn sluttin round with That Man. Big mistake.
I thort U were my frend but… mayB I’m wrong??
In orda 2 prove that I’m yur 1 true love, I hav plannd a SPESHAL SURPRISE 4 u @ the office xmas party! (That Man & our colleagues wont apreshE8 it but thats ok – it wil stil take their breath away.)
I look 4d 2 da office party. I hope U r as excited as me!
No 1 wil eva 4get it. B prepard.